Having children can be interesting. Sometimes you just have to laugh or shake your head. Here are a few things I have caught my boys saying.
1: 5yr old: Hey mom I kapluted. Me: you what? 5yr old: I Kapluted! Me: what is that 5 yr old: I didn’t quite fart Me: ummm Ok?
2: At the dinner table.
5yr old: Mom I’m full. Me: your full already 5yr old: Well my food section is full, my milk section isn’t.
3: 3yr old walks up to me and whips IT out.
3yr old: My penis is big and its bigger. Me: thats great put it away. ( sigh boys )
4: 5yr old chewing on the end of a string.
Me: oh your the one who’s been chewing on that 5yr old: yup I’m a ninja, ninja Nathaniel. Me: Oh I didn’t know you were. 5yr old: Yes I ate a Ninja. Me: You ate a Ninja? 5yr old: Yes, that is how you become a Ninja.
5: 3yr old while we are walking
3yr old: What is that? Dad: That is my chest, Austin. 3yr old: I have breasts too.
6: While Mommy was watching Burlesque
5yr old: Mom i don’t like how they are dancing, they are wiggling their bums. Ewwwwwwww. I’m going to my room.
7. While having a playdate
5yr old: Mom, Max said a bad word. He said what the F***. Me: Nathaniel we don’t say that word. 5yr old: I’m not saying it, I’m just telling you what he said.